Saturday, 15 December 2007

Fabio Capello

£30 million for a four and a half year contract?

The FA are having a bloody laugh! (so's Fabio!)

I stopped going to live matches years ago, when I realised that our so called footballers were earning more in a week than I was in a year.

They don't have a lust for the game and winning like they did in the old days!
Just a lust for money and a fabulous lifestyle!

Put them on performance related pay, and then we might just see a bit more silverware!

Fabio, you're on a hiding to nothing, and will be paid more than your worth to fail, because the players that you have to choose from are no more than non talented self indulgent shits!

I can't remember the name of the film he starred in as an England manager, but Ricky Tomlinson would probably do a better job for a fraction of the price! hehehe!

Come back Stanley Mathews,Billy Wright, Bobby Moore, Bobby Charlton etc!
They were real footballers!



The Worm, (that remembers football when it was football!)

Friday, 14 December 2007

For god's sake, why?

Why the hell, do we, the British, have to poke our noses into every conflict that comes along in the world?

According to our past and present Governments, we just can't afford to spend our taxes to support our NHS, Pensioners etc properly, because there isn't enough money to go round, yet they can find the money to spend, willy nilly, going to war in a country that is not our concern?

So where do these countless millions come from then?

Who said that we and the Americans should be the worlds policemen?

We'll leave Iraq and Afghanistan eventualy with our tails between our legs, will spend billions in aid, and just be despised for it!

You should have spent that money on us Gordon!

If you only would, you could be PM forever!

But please don't forget our poor brave dead soldiers!
Money can't compensate for that!

You have blood on your hands Labour!

We are the laughing stock of the world, and it's you the Government that's to blame!

You can't look after your own people Gordon, but are happy to look after everyone else, you wanker!

You and our previous governments are an absolute disgrace, and you are a traitor to the people that elected the Labour Party!

Stop looking after the world, and start looking after the people that elected you to look after them for a change, before it's too late!

If you don't, you'll be sitting on the back benches after the next General Election wondering why? You fucking idiots!

But of course our Ministers and MPs won't suffer for their actions, because they always do a fine job (for a change) looking after themselves don't they!

Try living in OUR world for a while you bastards! (worrying about your next months bills, the mortgage rate, speed cameras, the community charge, and god knows how many more fines you can possibly impose on us honest citizens) and you just might appreciate the shit and misery you dish out to the people that employed you to look after them!

Your very virilent and pissed off Worm.....................

The waiting list!

So, scientists are going to a hospital to MRI scan an ancient mummy!

I know the NHS have waiting lists, but I didn't realise that the queue was quite that long!

hehehe!

Your sometimes humerous Worm..................

Princess Diana

I don't know about you, but like me, dont you find it strange that 10 years after her death, new witnesses, new video footage, new accounts of the night, are still coming out in this latest inquest?

Why didn't all this come out 10 years ago?

How many more inquests does there have to be to achieve the same outcome, before we can lay this poor ladys memory to rest at last?

It must be very painful for her sons and Dodies dad.

Your sceptical but understanding Worm............

Poverty?

I've just read an article on my home page, telling me that our Government will be donating £2.134 billion over the next three years to the IMF world anti-poverty fund.

How the hell can we do that?

We borrow billions, yet we give it all away to everyone and his dog, but never have enough money to look after OUR sick, OUR disabled, OUR pensioners, OUR homeless, and OUR deserving poor !

"Charity begins at home" you bastards!

Why do organisations like Cancer Research, The NSPCC, Age Concern, etc, have to rely on charity, when our Government can do this?

It's an absolute disgrace, and I despair!

Will there ever be a Government in this country that will put its people first?

I know he was a bastard, but Hitler had the right idea in his early days.

He put his people first above everything and everyone else, which is why he was adored and followed by the German people unreservedly (more's the pity), because that is what his people wanted. To be put first! I don't think that's unreasonable, do you?

Surely, this is all you and I want?

US FIRST?

After all, that is why we vote for a particular party isn't it!

It was just a pity the idiot went off the rails and started World War2!
If he hadn't, I'm sure Germany would be even greater than they are now.

So what are you going to do about it?

FUCK ALL AS USUAL!

If you don't do something about it, you deserve all you get!

Unfortunatly, you lot (not me!) all suffer with the great British disease!
(yes, that is the correct spelling, but I had to look it up!) lol!

APPATHY!

Your very Patriotic but disillusioned Worm............. >

My Carbon Footprint!

So what am I going to do about my Carbon Footprint?

Answer: BUGGER ALL!

You and I are financialy raped with "green" taxes at every given opportunity by the Government, and yet, the billions they raise doesn't go into a "green" fund to tackle the problems at all!
It goes straight into the Exchequer (suprise suprise!) to pay for their failures, and our ever growing population of non working immigrants and scroungers.

When you show me that you are spending these taxes to try and solve the problems we're told we have, I might take you seriously Gordon!

Until then, BOLLOX!

Your "browned off" Worm...................

Englands excuse for a national team!

As usual, you and I have been let down by the overpaid ballerinas that dare to insult our intelligence by calling themselves footballers!

Why was Maclarren given the job in the first place?
After all, he was the other half of a failed management team!
So why?

It's a sad indictment on our game when we can't find an Englishman to the job!

It wouldn't supprise me if we had to get some foriegn players in to play for England, just like we do in the Premiership, because English football is dead!

Beckham, Rooney, Owen, Gerrard, etc, are just self serving money grabbing bastards, only interested in their bank balances, encouraged by the WAGS! Even they make money out of football !

So the FA are going to fork out millions for Fabio Cappello.
A bloody Italian that can't speak a word of English!
I wonder where his loyalties will lie when (if!) we get to play Italy in the World Cup!

Unfortunately, he will fail too, because he will be choosing a team from the same bag of shit that the last lot had!

I wish him every success, but to coin an old addage
"you can't make a silk purse out of a sows ear"

But you'll earn a bloody fortune tryng Fabio!

Nice work if you can get it!

Your despairing Worm..............