Am I losing the plot Wormies?
I get all sorts of bills and letters from companies like you do I'm sure.
I then get a PS, asking whether they have my right address!
Well if they didn't, I wouldn't be reading the letter would I?
Your confused Worm.....................
Monday, 17 December 2007
The X Factor!
I don't usually watch these types of programmes, but as an ex professional singer myself, (no, I don't think that I could win it!) I have watched with great interest.
I'd like to think that I have an objective, honest, and very balanced view!
So how the hell did Leon win? I've seen better at my local Working Mens Club! (and the Duo were no better!)
Rhydion, without a shadow of a doubt, was head and shoulders above the rest of the field from the very start, yet you lot voted him 2nd! (no, I didn't vote, because I resent filling Simon Cowells pockets even more!)
He may have lost the final, but time will tell that he was the winner in the end!
With the right management and guidence (in my opinion), he could be the next Freddie Mercury with his voice and flamboyance!
Only time will tell, but remember I told you so first!
Simon Cowell must be pissed off, knowing that he has now got to spend a promised £1,000,000 to try to make a silk purse out of a sows ear hole with Leon!
Because he won, Leon will now doubt have the Christmas No.1 single, but in 10 years time, he will probably be filling shelves in Tescos' to make a living like so many others before him if he's not careful!
He got the sympathy vote from you, and the whole of Scotland voting for him too, in spite of his mediocrity (just like that ugly fat Scots bitch Michelle McMannus in Pop Idol!) (so where is she now then?)
A Pop Idol? I don't think so, but she had her 15 minutes of fame didn't she, doing ok, and making a few bob in the proccess, so to my mind, good luck to her.
The great British public just can't help but vote with their hearts instead of their heads can they!
There's only 3 talented people (possessing what I consider to be the X Factor) to come out of this programme in my opinion.
Probably Will Young, Shane Ward, but definitely Leonna Lewis! (what a voice!)
But look out for Rhydion though, 'cos he's here to stay mark my words!
Your unbiased Worm......................
PS. Was the result fixed?
I'd like to think that I have an objective, honest, and very balanced view!
So how the hell did Leon win? I've seen better at my local Working Mens Club! (and the Duo were no better!)
Rhydion, without a shadow of a doubt, was head and shoulders above the rest of the field from the very start, yet you lot voted him 2nd! (no, I didn't vote, because I resent filling Simon Cowells pockets even more!)
He may have lost the final, but time will tell that he was the winner in the end!
With the right management and guidence (in my opinion), he could be the next Freddie Mercury with his voice and flamboyance!
Only time will tell, but remember I told you so first!
Simon Cowell must be pissed off, knowing that he has now got to spend a promised £1,000,000 to try to make a silk purse out of a sows ear hole with Leon!
Because he won, Leon will now doubt have the Christmas No.1 single, but in 10 years time, he will probably be filling shelves in Tescos' to make a living like so many others before him if he's not careful!
He got the sympathy vote from you, and the whole of Scotland voting for him too, in spite of his mediocrity (just like that ugly fat Scots bitch Michelle McMannus in Pop Idol!) (so where is she now then?)
A Pop Idol? I don't think so, but she had her 15 minutes of fame didn't she, doing ok, and making a few bob in the proccess, so to my mind, good luck to her.
The great British public just can't help but vote with their hearts instead of their heads can they!
There's only 3 talented people (possessing what I consider to be the X Factor) to come out of this programme in my opinion.
Probably Will Young, Shane Ward, but definitely Leonna Lewis! (what a voice!)
But look out for Rhydion though, 'cos he's here to stay mark my words!
Your unbiased Worm......................
PS. Was the result fixed?
Sunday, 16 December 2007
Fuel prices, and the cost of living!
Inflation is less than 3%?
What a load of bollox!
Not for you and me it isn't!
There's only one way to stop these spiraling costs!
Take away the Cabinet and MP expenses!
Make them pay their own way to live and work like you and I have to do, make them spend their own money to support themselves, and then put a limit of 2% on their annual salaries.
SIMPLE!
The cost of living and fuel prices would then become a hell of a lot lower than they are now I'm sure!
Take away all of their priveleges, and expose them to exactly what you and I have to endure.
You and I don't enjoy their benefits do we!
To understand and represent the people, you have to live like the people!
THINGS WOULD BECOME A LOT DIFFERENT FOR YOU AND I THEN!
I should be PM!
I'd look after you!
The Worm.........................
What a load of bollox!
Not for you and me it isn't!
There's only one way to stop these spiraling costs!
Take away the Cabinet and MP expenses!
Make them pay their own way to live and work like you and I have to do, make them spend their own money to support themselves, and then put a limit of 2% on their annual salaries.
SIMPLE!
The cost of living and fuel prices would then become a hell of a lot lower than they are now I'm sure!
Take away all of their priveleges, and expose them to exactly what you and I have to endure.
You and I don't enjoy their benefits do we!
To understand and represent the people, you have to live like the people!
THINGS WOULD BECOME A LOT DIFFERENT FOR YOU AND I THEN!
I should be PM!
I'd look after you!
The Worm.........................
The Polls (or is it The Poles?) hehehe!
So Labour's ratings in the polls are losing ground every day!
I wonder why?
Perhaps it't because you and I are fed up with the Governments daily persecution of the working man, who's only wish is to be treated with respect instead of contempt?
Not a lot to ask I think?
When all of our Labour Ministers and back benchers are sitting in opposition after the next General Election, they will wonder why, and the answer is so simple isn't it!
YOU DIDN'T LOOK AFTER THE PEOPLE THAT VOTED YOU IN LIKE YOU PROMISED YOU WOULD DID YOU!
You are all a bunch of self serving practised liars, and deserve your enevitable demise!
I'm only pissed off that the lot of you will get a nice pension (unlike me) for your treachery
What a disgraceful bunch of bungling tossers you are!
My only hope is, is that the next Government will learn from this showers mistakes, but I'm not sure anything will ever change in my life time!
Your pissed off Worm............
I wonder why?
Perhaps it't because you and I are fed up with the Governments daily persecution of the working man, who's only wish is to be treated with respect instead of contempt?
Not a lot to ask I think?
When all of our Labour Ministers and back benchers are sitting in opposition after the next General Election, they will wonder why, and the answer is so simple isn't it!
YOU DIDN'T LOOK AFTER THE PEOPLE THAT VOTED YOU IN LIKE YOU PROMISED YOU WOULD DID YOU!
You are all a bunch of self serving practised liars, and deserve your enevitable demise!
I'm only pissed off that the lot of you will get a nice pension (unlike me) for your treachery
What a disgraceful bunch of bungling tossers you are!
My only hope is, is that the next Government will learn from this showers mistakes, but I'm not sure anything will ever change in my life time!
Your pissed off Worm............
Saturday, 15 December 2007
Fabio Capello
£30 million for a four and a half year contract?
The FA are having a bloody laugh! (so's Fabio!)
I stopped going to live matches years ago, when I realised that our so called footballers were earning more in a week than I was in a year.
They don't have a lust for the game and winning like they did in the old days!
Just a lust for money and a fabulous lifestyle!
Put them on performance related pay, and then we might just see a bit more silverware!
Fabio, you're on a hiding to nothing, and will be paid more than your worth to fail, because the players that you have to choose from are no more than non talented self indulgent shits!
I can't remember the name of the film he starred in as an England manager, but Ricky Tomlinson would probably do a better job for a fraction of the price! hehehe!
Come back Stanley Mathews,Billy Wright, Bobby Moore, Bobby Charlton etc!
They were real footballers!
The Worm, (that remembers football when it was football!)
The FA are having a bloody laugh! (so's Fabio!)
I stopped going to live matches years ago, when I realised that our so called footballers were earning more in a week than I was in a year.
They don't have a lust for the game and winning like they did in the old days!
Just a lust for money and a fabulous lifestyle!
Put them on performance related pay, and then we might just see a bit more silverware!
Fabio, you're on a hiding to nothing, and will be paid more than your worth to fail, because the players that you have to choose from are no more than non talented self indulgent shits!
I can't remember the name of the film he starred in as an England manager, but Ricky Tomlinson would probably do a better job for a fraction of the price! hehehe!
Come back Stanley Mathews,Billy Wright, Bobby Moore, Bobby Charlton etc!
They were real footballers!
The Worm, (that remembers football when it was football!)
Friday, 14 December 2007
For god's sake, why?
Why the hell, do we, the British, have to poke our noses into every conflict that comes along in the world?
According to our past and present Governments, we just can't afford to spend our taxes to support our NHS, Pensioners etc properly, because there isn't enough money to go round, yet they can find the money to spend, willy nilly, going to war in a country that is not our concern?
So where do these countless millions come from then?
Who said that we and the Americans should be the worlds policemen?
We'll leave Iraq and Afghanistan eventualy with our tails between our legs, will spend billions in aid, and just be despised for it!
You should have spent that money on us Gordon!
If you only would, you could be PM forever!
But please don't forget our poor brave dead soldiers!
Money can't compensate for that!
You have blood on your hands Labour!
We are the laughing stock of the world, and it's you the Government that's to blame!
You can't look after your own people Gordon, but are happy to look after everyone else, you wanker!
You and our previous governments are an absolute disgrace, and you are a traitor to the people that elected the Labour Party!
Stop looking after the world, and start looking after the people that elected you to look after them for a change, before it's too late!
If you don't, you'll be sitting on the back benches after the next General Election wondering why? You fucking idiots!
But of course our Ministers and MPs won't suffer for their actions, because they always do a fine job (for a change) looking after themselves don't they!
Try living in OUR world for a while you bastards! (worrying about your next months bills, the mortgage rate, speed cameras, the community charge, and god knows how many more fines you can possibly impose on us honest citizens) and you just might appreciate the shit and misery you dish out to the people that employed you to look after them!
Your very virilent and pissed off Worm.....................
According to our past and present Governments, we just can't afford to spend our taxes to support our NHS, Pensioners etc properly, because there isn't enough money to go round, yet they can find the money to spend, willy nilly, going to war in a country that is not our concern?
So where do these countless millions come from then?
Who said that we and the Americans should be the worlds policemen?
We'll leave Iraq and Afghanistan eventualy with our tails between our legs, will spend billions in aid, and just be despised for it!
You should have spent that money on us Gordon!
If you only would, you could be PM forever!
But please don't forget our poor brave dead soldiers!
Money can't compensate for that!
You have blood on your hands Labour!
We are the laughing stock of the world, and it's you the Government that's to blame!
You can't look after your own people Gordon, but are happy to look after everyone else, you wanker!
You and our previous governments are an absolute disgrace, and you are a traitor to the people that elected the Labour Party!
Stop looking after the world, and start looking after the people that elected you to look after them for a change, before it's too late!
If you don't, you'll be sitting on the back benches after the next General Election wondering why? You fucking idiots!
But of course our Ministers and MPs won't suffer for their actions, because they always do a fine job (for a change) looking after themselves don't they!
Try living in OUR world for a while you bastards! (worrying about your next months bills, the mortgage rate, speed cameras, the community charge, and god knows how many more fines you can possibly impose on us honest citizens) and you just might appreciate the shit and misery you dish out to the people that employed you to look after them!
Your very virilent and pissed off Worm.....................
The waiting list!
So, scientists are going to a hospital to MRI scan an ancient mummy!
I know the NHS have waiting lists, but I didn't realise that the queue was quite that long!
hehehe!
Your sometimes humerous Worm..................
I know the NHS have waiting lists, but I didn't realise that the queue was quite that long!
hehehe!
Your sometimes humerous Worm..................
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