Saturday, 28 February 2009

Sir Fred the Shed

What a bloody shambles!

He's given a knighthood for his services to banking, only to be got rid of because he fucked up completely and has cost the tax payer billions.

Then, to add insult to injury, he's given a pension to the tune of £650,000 a year at the age of 50!

What a bloody disgrace!

Strip him of the knighthood, and strip him of the pension that he obviously hasn't paid much into.

Would you and I on our meagre pensions be treated so well?

No bloody way!

The Worm................

Thursday, 19 February 2009

Jacqui Smith MP

Falsely claiming a 2nd housing allowance?

Yet again, one of our trusted members of parliament doing what MPs do best.

Lining their own pockets!

Irrespective of whether she's kept within the rules or not, why are MPs cosseted so much?
Why aren't they paying their own way like you and I have to?
If they had to live in the real world like you and I, life would be so much better because it would affect them too, and they wouldn't bloody like it!

You and I don't get help with our mortgages.
You and I don't get help paying our travel expenses to get to work.
Whatever "perk" you and I get at work is taxed!

All you and I do is try to cope the best we can, and pay through the nose for everything.

So why not them?

Stop the perks, and make them live in the conditions that they happily impose on us!

Our MPs are no better than the benefit fraudsters that they want to crack down on!

But of course, they don't count!!!!!!!!!!

The Worm......................


Wednesday, 18 February 2009

Car prices!

I've just been looking on the net at adverts for brand new cars (not that I can afford one) and the discounts are amazing!
All this tells me, is that they were vastly over priced anyway!
If they can sell stuff at those prices and still make a profit, why not normally?
Go anywhere in the world, and you will find things are a lot cheaper!
We always pay through the nose for everything in the UK!
If you want to buy something, look around and screw them for what ever you can, 'cos they've done it to you for long enough!

Your very price aware Wormie.................

Tuesday, 17 February 2009

What's it all about, Alfie?

Well you must have guessed what it's all about by now!
Money!
Not theirs, ours!
He demands a DNA test, and who pays?
You and me!
When he and the little slag trash mother can't get a job, who will look after them and the baby?

Their parents?

No!

You and me!

You see them on the TV, and they look so proud of themselves!

Proud?

If they were my kids I'd kill 'em!
Even their parents daren't show their faces and hide behind masks!!!!!!!!!!!

And it's their parents that are persuing all of the media attention!

MONEY..................!

If this wasn't about money, why employ Max Clifford as their representative?
These scumbag families are a bloody disgrace, and I resent having to keep them in a lifestyle better than yours and mine!
Once this or any other Government gets tough with these opportunist professional leaches, the better!

Make 'em work like you and I have to!!!!!!!!!!

They're nothing but trash (and they know it)!

Your ever begrudging Worm...............

Monday, 16 February 2009

No kissing at a railway station in Cheshire?

Are they having a fucking laugh or what?
What will be the fine I ask myself?
Have your posessions impounded and a 3 year custodial sentence for giving your spouse a kiss on the cheek as they board the train?

What bloody next I ask myself!

A "no shagging sign?

A "shagging is only allowed in the designated area" sign?

No smiling?
No thinking?
No nice thoughts?

Why can't our authorities think of ways to make our lives happier instead of more miserable?

What a bunch of wankers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The kissy kissy (shaggy shaggy) Worm...............................

Our Demise!

So you've just been made redundant and don't know who to turn to?
Don't you worry about it my friend!
Just go to the benefit office where you will be told that you qualify for fuck all and will be treated like a piece of shit by some unqualified little shit with nappy rash!
Meanwhile, smile, knowing that all of our professional benefit claiments in the country will be well looked after!
The credit crunch won't affect them at all, so that must make you feel really good knowing they are safe from poverty unlike you and I!

Yeah right!

Once you've had no joy with the benefit people, like me, you can then apply to Temp Agencies, only to find that "things are tough out there at the moment" (knowing and witnessing full well that anything going has been taken up at the minimum wage by non english speaking EU immigrants who can claim a fortune for their families back home on our backs!)
(they're raking it in at our expense!)
Fact, not fiction, as I've experienced this at first hand over the past year!
Our system is letting us all down in favour of the work shy and foreign immigrants.
The political party that promises me that they will put me and you first instead of some bloody foreigner will will definitely get my vote!
But it won't happen will it!
Our MPs should stop looking after these leaches for a change, and look after the people that voted for them to look after us!
If they don't, they will end up in the same shit that you and I could all end up in, wonder why, and bleat that it isn't fair!
You and I could all end up living in "Cardboard City" while all the scheming workshy bastards in this country are living in a very protected and gauranteed way!
If they are fit enough, I'd make them do 37 hours community service every week!
At least that would make me feel that they weren't sitting at home taking the piss out of you and me!

Make 'em work for their benefits!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your very pissed off Worm..............

Sunday, 15 February 2009

Gordon/Tony

Tony Blaire must be laughing his socks off at the way Gordon Brown has inherited the poisoned chalice!
Brown has been hailed for years as the most successful Chancellor of all time!
He's then stabbed Blaire in the back to become PM, and is now paying for his disloyalty!
He's the cause of our problem, and he is now the man who has to sort the whole mess out!
Will he do it?
Nah.....
Lieing and creative accountancy can get you only so far before you're found out!
The major banks around the world can testify to that one!
I just can't understand how the world governments can't all get together and sort it out!
It can't be that bloody difficult can it?
Are they all that bloody stupid?
The economy it seems, is based on confidence and trust, so no wonder we're in a shambles!
Our MPs, Ministers, and media all seem to preach nothing but bad news, so who will ever have any confidence?
It's not rocket science!

Your unconfident Worm...........