If they want it so much, why not let them have it?
Let's be free of them once and for all, and let's see how well they do without us!
No scrounging from the English anymore though, cos you'll be Independant!
So when Scotland goes tits up, they can all hate us even more because we gave them their own way!
The ungrateful cosseted bastards!
The English Worm...........
PS. While we're at it, let's dump Wales too, cos they're just as hateful!
Then we might be able to spend English money on English people for a change!
Monday, 14 April 2008
Check out The English Democrats!
I've just had their Election card through my door, and they certainly appeal to me!
Get on to Google and check them out!
They think and say exactly what you and I think, so why not vote for them!
I WILL!
Wormie.....................
Get on to Google and check them out!
They think and say exactly what you and I think, so why not vote for them!
I WILL!
Wormie.....................
A time to reflect!
Please check out my blog of Weds 7th of March!
I think you'll find The Worm got it right!
In fact, if you check out most of my political comments and predictions, you'll find that I've been right!
If you and I can see the problems, why can't the Government?
The Worm...........................
I think you'll find The Worm got it right!
In fact, if you check out most of my political comments and predictions, you'll find that I've been right!
If you and I can see the problems, why can't the Government?
The Worm...........................
Gordon Brown PM
Why oh why didn't he go to the polls when he took office?
He had a reasonable reputation then, and probably would have won.
A blessing in disguise for you and I though, as we've now found out just how ineffective he is as a PM, and will only have to endure him for the next two years instead of the 5 we would have suffered had he gone to the country. ( Tony Blair my be really enjoying his demise! )
However, what's the alternative, as I don't have any confidence in the other major political parties either.
If nothing else, Labour will get in again, but with one hell of a reduced majority.
The Worm...............................
He had a reasonable reputation then, and probably would have won.
A blessing in disguise for you and I though, as we've now found out just how ineffective he is as a PM, and will only have to endure him for the next two years instead of the 5 we would have suffered had he gone to the country. ( Tony Blair my be really enjoying his demise! )
However, what's the alternative, as I don't have any confidence in the other major political parties either.
If nothing else, Labour will get in again, but with one hell of a reduced majority.
The Worm...............................
Sunday, 13 April 2008
Zimbabwe
So did you really expect the recent elections in Zimbabwe to be fair, honest, and cut and dry? Because I certainly didn't!
Under British control, Zimbabwe ( Rhodesia ) was the bread basket and envy of Africa!
However, the whites got too cocky and greedy, and declared UDI in the mid 60's, under its then leader Ian Smith.
Since then, it's all backfired on them hasn't it, and now the remaining white farmers are now all whingeing because they are being kicked out by Mugabe, and the whole country is now in total chaos!
You should have realised just how well off you were at the time, and not wanted even more you greedy bastards!
You reap what you sow! You would have been much better off under British rule!
Surely this despot Mugabe has salted away enough millions into his Swiss bank account by now to back off, enjoy his retirement, and let his country get back on its feet?
Unfortunately not, because with people like him, the more they have, the more they want! They think they are invincible (like most dictators) but they don't usually live long enough to enjoy their ill gotten gains do they, so why bother!
Unfortunately, power is one hell of an aphrodisiac isn't it!
This country was, and still is, so full of potential, but is dragged down by it's leader!
Send in the SAS, and put a bullet in this dangerous bastards head once and for all!
The Worm.............................
Under British control, Zimbabwe ( Rhodesia ) was the bread basket and envy of Africa!
However, the whites got too cocky and greedy, and declared UDI in the mid 60's, under its then leader Ian Smith.
Since then, it's all backfired on them hasn't it, and now the remaining white farmers are now all whingeing because they are being kicked out by Mugabe, and the whole country is now in total chaos!
You should have realised just how well off you were at the time, and not wanted even more you greedy bastards!
You reap what you sow! You would have been much better off under British rule!
Surely this despot Mugabe has salted away enough millions into his Swiss bank account by now to back off, enjoy his retirement, and let his country get back on its feet?
Unfortunately not, because with people like him, the more they have, the more they want! They think they are invincible (like most dictators) but they don't usually live long enough to enjoy their ill gotten gains do they, so why bother!
Unfortunately, power is one hell of an aphrodisiac isn't it!
This country was, and still is, so full of potential, but is dragged down by it's leader!
Send in the SAS, and put a bullet in this dangerous bastards head once and for all!
The Worm.............................
Saturday, 12 April 2008
Another Amnesty?
Yet another amnesty is being mooted for illegal immigrants!
Why not just open the doors once and for all, and let them all flood in!
We just might as well, if this is the only solution our border controls can come up with!
At least we will be able to save the millions these departments cost us for their innefficiencies!
IT'S NOT THE ANSWER!
GET TOUGH!
Why doesn't this government treat these leaches with the same contempt that they apply to you and me?
ANSWER: British fairness! (which only ever seems to apply to everyone other than the British themselves!
Your ever despairing Worm...........................
Why not just open the doors once and for all, and let them all flood in!
We just might as well, if this is the only solution our border controls can come up with!
At least we will be able to save the millions these departments cost us for their innefficiencies!
IT'S NOT THE ANSWER!
GET TOUGH!
Why doesn't this government treat these leaches with the same contempt that they apply to you and me?
ANSWER: British fairness! (which only ever seems to apply to everyone other than the British themselves!
Your ever despairing Worm...........................
Thursday, 10 April 2008
Cooking programmes
Why oh why are these programmes so popular?
My wife wonders why I won't sit in front of the telly and spend hours of quality time with her of an evening.
The answer is very simple!
She dominates the zapper, and does nothing but watches cooking programmes and expects me to do the same, and I'm not interested!
I wouldn't mind if she actually tried to cook something that she's seen, but she doesn't! Never!
She cooks (and enjoys) good honest English food, and like you and me, loves it.
However, all these programmes seem to do, is to pander to the rare (well off) dinner party brigade that looks for the snobbish presentation! ( these meals wouldn't feed a pidgeon!)
The programme "The Great British Menu"!
What a bloody laugh! How many of us eat like that?
How many times a week do you or I sit down to an evening meal of Quail, Partridge, Salmon, Trout, Pidgeon, Hare, Rabbit, Duck, Pheasant, Wild Boar, Squid, Eels, Oysters, Mussels, Venison, Veal etc, to be complimented with Origano, Parsley, Thyme, Garlic, Turmaric, Truffel, Fennel, Mace, Cumin, Sage, All Spice, Chillies, Peppers, and God know's what else that is available?
Answer: Less than 0.01% I'm convinced!
Can you afford to eat like that on a regular basis (and would you want to)?
The Great British Menu has always been: Roast Lamb, Beef, Pork, Chicken, Eggs and Bacon, Kippers, Black Pudding, Baked beans, Ham, Scrambled eggs, Toast and Jam, Boiled Eggs, Cereal, Sausages, all sorts of pies like Steak and Kidney, Chicken, or Egg and Bacon. Pasties, Hot Pots, Stews, Casseroles, Dumplings, Offal, Cod and Chips, Londoners' Pie and Mash, Jellied Eels, Cockles, Winkles and the like Sea Food, meat suet puddings like Bacon Badger etc, Beef Wellington, Steak, Gammon and the like.
The list is endless!
Then we start on the puds! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm!
Fruit crumbles like apple and rhubarb etc, Bread and Butter pudding, merangues, Egg custard, Bread Pudding, Rice Puddings, Tarts, Baked Apple, Semolina, stodgy puddings like Spotted Dick, Jam Roly Poly and Treacle Puddings etc.
Now that is real British cooking! not all of the foriegn shit that these up their arse Chefs prepare!
So why don't these self indulgent Celebrity? Chefs piss off abroad if they're that clever?
The reason is they wouldn't cut it in the real world they think they live in!
They don't represent the majority of food eating Brits in England at all, yet we're inundated with these programmes!
Celebrity is what you seek, and unfortunately, celebrity is probably what you'll get for being foreign!
Your ever hungry Worm..........................
PS. Have you noticed how these culinary icons always seem to be touching
their hair, beards, ears and noses, and yet never seem to wash their
hands!
My wife wonders why I won't sit in front of the telly and spend hours of quality time with her of an evening.
The answer is very simple!
She dominates the zapper, and does nothing but watches cooking programmes and expects me to do the same, and I'm not interested!
I wouldn't mind if she actually tried to cook something that she's seen, but she doesn't! Never!
She cooks (and enjoys) good honest English food, and like you and me, loves it.
However, all these programmes seem to do, is to pander to the rare (well off) dinner party brigade that looks for the snobbish presentation! ( these meals wouldn't feed a pidgeon!)
The programme "The Great British Menu"!
What a bloody laugh! How many of us eat like that?
How many times a week do you or I sit down to an evening meal of Quail, Partridge, Salmon, Trout, Pidgeon, Hare, Rabbit, Duck, Pheasant, Wild Boar, Squid, Eels, Oysters, Mussels, Venison, Veal etc, to be complimented with Origano, Parsley, Thyme, Garlic, Turmaric, Truffel, Fennel, Mace, Cumin, Sage, All Spice, Chillies, Peppers, and God know's what else that is available?
Answer: Less than 0.01% I'm convinced!
Can you afford to eat like that on a regular basis (and would you want to)?
The Great British Menu has always been: Roast Lamb, Beef, Pork, Chicken, Eggs and Bacon, Kippers, Black Pudding, Baked beans, Ham, Scrambled eggs, Toast and Jam, Boiled Eggs, Cereal, Sausages, all sorts of pies like Steak and Kidney, Chicken, or Egg and Bacon. Pasties, Hot Pots, Stews, Casseroles, Dumplings, Offal, Cod and Chips, Londoners' Pie and Mash, Jellied Eels, Cockles, Winkles and the like Sea Food, meat suet puddings like Bacon Badger etc, Beef Wellington, Steak, Gammon and the like.
The list is endless!
Then we start on the puds! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm!
Fruit crumbles like apple and rhubarb etc, Bread and Butter pudding, merangues, Egg custard, Bread Pudding, Rice Puddings, Tarts, Baked Apple, Semolina, stodgy puddings like Spotted Dick, Jam Roly Poly and Treacle Puddings etc.
Now that is real British cooking! not all of the foriegn shit that these up their arse Chefs prepare!
So why don't these self indulgent Celebrity? Chefs piss off abroad if they're that clever?
The reason is they wouldn't cut it in the real world they think they live in!
They don't represent the majority of food eating Brits in England at all, yet we're inundated with these programmes!
Celebrity is what you seek, and unfortunately, celebrity is probably what you'll get for being foreign!
Your ever hungry Worm..........................
PS. Have you noticed how these culinary icons always seem to be touching
their hair, beards, ears and noses, and yet never seem to wash their
hands!
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