Once Gordon is PM.

So what's going to screw our beloved country next I wonder?

The Euro of course!

I bet, it's not too long before we join the ERM!

It will be the final surrender, and the final insult!

We just might as well abandon the Union Jack, and fly a white one instead right now!

I have relatives in France and Germany, and they all agree, that changing to the Euro has done nothing but push up prices, inflation, and has caused financial misery for all but the rich!

I honestly don't think that the working man in England can be ripped off much more before they crack!

The tax man will be taking so much off of us soon, that we will be paying him to work! (I think we might be now!)

It's only matter of time before the electorate will finally have the backbone to rebel, and when it does, look out Gordon, because the fight will not be at the ballot box!

Us English have still got the balls to sort you out, so don't get complacent!

If the French can do it, so can we!

The Worm................................

The 5 bomb plotters!

These assholes have been found guilty of plotting to cause massive destruction, and loss of life in our country.
They have been told that their life sentences mean life, and will probably die in prison.
I bet it doesn't happen though, because the EU will probably rule that we are infringing their human rights!
They will rot in jail for a few years, living very comfortably compared to most, only to get out and do it again to get their revenge!

Hang the bastards please!

The Worm.......................................

Why do men do the barbeques?

For fear of being accused of being sexist (we must be very PC mustn't we!)
the reason is very simple girls!
Us men just can't trust you ladies to not burn yourselves!
And you do, don't you!
You girls can't cook a Sunday roast in the oven without burns to your hands, let alone a BBQ, so why would we trust you with real live fire?
Us men are only thinking of you, because we are considerate, but of course you don't appreciate it one little bit do you!
You just put it down to a macho "man" thing.

So who's being sexist now?

A henpecked 38 years married Worm................................. hehehe!

A popular Government.

Labour can quite easily win the next election by doing a few simple things.
All they have to do is put their countrymen first, and everyone else second. Not the other way round like they have been doing for the past 10 years! A simple formula!
But of course, I forgot.
Tony and Gordon are Scots, and we all know how much the Scots hate us, don't we!
They take our money, and they despise us for it.
Just like Labour!

The Worm..........................................

The forthcoming Council Elections 2

These elections seem to a very hot potato with everybody that I've talked to recently!

Because of their dissatisfaction with the Government, they are either not going to vote at all, or definitely not going to vote Labour.

I can't help but think that Labour are going to get the drubbing of their lives, and they will have deserved it!

The Worm...................................

PS. Gordon Brown has just made a statement, saying that if Labour do badly, he realises it will be a reflection on him.
Very astute Gordon!
You reap what you sow!

Shilpa / Richard Gere

Yet, just another controversial publicity stunt!

She is now famous in America for absolutely nothing too!

What next I wonder?

You have a very clever PR team Shilpa!

The Worm.............................

Earthquakes in the south of England!

Bloody hell!
A serious earthquake in the south of England!

Maybe Gordon Brown could think of a way of taxing us for that too?

( let's remember, he's such a sympathetic darling isn't he! )

Cynical? You bet I am!

The ever optomistic (not!) Worm ........................