Sunday, 30 March 2008

A sign of the times!

I've just read an article in the papers today, which says that migrant workers are returning home in droves because they can't afford to work and live here on the minimum wage any more.

Now that should tell you just how well you're doing Gordon!

At least they have somewhere to escape to, unlike us Brits!

The rats have now started to abandon the sinking ship!

Rule Britannia!

The Worm........................

Friday, 28 March 2008

Salaries and Inflation

Happy days!

I've just recieved a 3% increase in my salary and inflation is only 2.5%, so I'm better off!

Yeah right!

You can't fool all of the people all of the time Gordon, as you will find out to your cost at the next Council and General Elections!

Your time has run out!

How can someone so clever and educated, be so bloody stupid as to think that he'll get away with his dishonest figures for much longer?

I'm now going to put 2 gallons of diesel in my car, and blow my 0.5% windfall!

Your deflated Worm............................

Wednesday, 26 March 2008

The next Council Elections!

Boy oh boy!

Is Labour going to get a trouncing or what!

You've shit on the honest hard working voters of this country just once too often (the last Budget) Gordon bloody Brown!

Pander to us for a change, instead of foreigners, the workshy, and the piss taking benefit claiments.

It's us, the hard working men and women of this country, that funds you and your cronies, not them!

But at least you'll be able to count on their votes because you look after them so well!

The Worms are gonna get you!!!

The Worm...........................

Saturday, 22 March 2008

Emryo legislation

The Catholic Church has just urged all Catholic MPs and Ministers to resign rather than vote on this issue!

Fat chance your Worships!

Feathering their own nests comes before their religion!

In fact, feathering their own nest IS their religion, and bugger all of the stupid sods that vote for them!

The Worm.........................

Thursday, 20 March 2008


The Train drivers and Teachers are going to strike over pay!

Council workers are after a 6% increase!

Teachers 10%!

There are more in the pipeline to come my friends, without a doubt!

These are the first signs that this government is pushing the Tax payer too far!

The Worms are starting to turn again Gordon!

Remember the "Winter of Discontent" Gordon?

How can anybody be "content" in this country, when all we read and hear about on the news is how we're all gonna get financialy screwed next?

The "I told you so" Worm.......................

Monday, 17 March 2008


I've just seen a report that says that most of us aren't using our ISA allowances.

Well I'm not bloody suprised!

Not many of us can save a penny after we've been bled dry by this bloody government!

What I wouldn't give to be able to save £3000 a year to use up my allowance!

Get in the real world you force on us to live in Gordon, because there are more "have nots" in this country than "haves!

The Worm.........................

Sunday, 16 March 2008

Shannons' mum, Karen Matthews.

What a disgrace!

32 years old.
7 kids!
5 fathers!
On benefit!

What a disgraceful role model for her children she is!

You can imagine just how that brood will turn out in later life can't you!

Please either neuter her, or fit her with a chastity belt and throw away the key!

The Worm............................

4 x 4's

As I've said in a previous blog, if the government are feeling that strongly about the green effect of these gas guzzlers, they should ban importing them into the country altogether! If they are that bad, it seems the only sensible thing to do!

However, being the 2 faced bastards that they are, they won't, because they make too much revenue out of them!

"GREEN"? I don't think so! Green is just an excusable facade to tax us even more!

"BROWN" is more like it! ( as in "Gordon The Bloodsucker Brown!" )

God, I hate these politicians!

The Worms will turn soon Gordon! ( and you'll wonder why you stupid bastard! )

The Worm......................

Saturday, 15 March 2008

Our Eyesight!

In my early years ( here he goes again! ) not many people wore glasses.
( If they did, they had the piss taken out of them as it was so rare! They were called "speccy" or "4 eyes" )

The reason could be that we either couldn't afford them as we can now, or maybe because we didn't need them!

Anyway, I sincerely believe our eyesight has has been impaired over the years by the use of fluorecent lighting everywhere other than our homes. ???

So what does this Government do?

They are banning the sale of traditional light bulbs for the home soon, only to force us to buy the more expensive "green" energy saving bulbs.

Have you experienced them yet?

I have, and to be honest, it's a big mistake!

I have just received a delivery of some, and to be honest, I worry!

Not only are they very expensive to buy, they are ugly, twice the size, throw out an awful dim light, and is much worse than fluorecent to my eyes.

So don't worry about the "green" issue, coz in 20 or 30 years time you won't be able to SEE the the effect we're trying to make.

Great news for Specsavers and the manufacturers, but not for you and me I think!

As usual in this bloody soft country of ours, we go 1 step forward, and 3 steps back!

No doubt, our future Governments will tax us heavily for our eye tests too! (Bless 'em!)

Your Blindworm..........

Yes, there is such a thing as a Blindworm! Look it up!

Wednesday, 12 March 2008

The Budget

Same crap, different Chancellor!

In one hand and out with the other!

Instead of taxing us to pay for their White Elephants, why not fit their plans to what we are already taxed?

Now that's called budgeting!

If you don't have it, you don't spend it!

Give me some good news for a change, instead of this 6 monthly belt tightening!

The Scots and the Welsh will probably be ok though, as their assemblies will see to that! If only our Government would look after us too!

The Worm..................

Sunday, 9 March 2008

Master Chef

In it'self, not as bad programme, but the contestants worry me.

Most seem to be well paid professional people ( doctors, accountants, surveyors, IT people )

So who in their right mind, would want to throw away a lucrative career, to work all hours in a hot sweaty kitchen in a 1* Michelin resaurant for comparative peanuts?

Starting up your own restaurant can be pretty daunting, and I don't think there is call for yet another celebraty chef on our TVs at the moment

So why? Coz it beats me!

The Worm........................

Thursday, 6 March 2008

My blood is really boiling!

I've just read that the prescription charges in England are going up yet another
25p in April!

This is an absolute disgrace, seeing as both Scotland and Wales get free prescriptions!

Both nations hate the English with a vengence, yet they are more than happy to let us, the English, subsidise them.

And it's just the same as the new eastern block countries we allow to join the EU!

Their countries are bankrupt, have absolutely nothing to contribute to the EU (other than cheap labour) and yet they are getting handouts left right and centre!
Nice work if you can get it!

I'm sick and tired of being bled dry by our Government, only to see my hard earned money being given away willy nilly to these leaches!

There is trouble ahead, mark my words Gordon bloody Brown!

Your fuming Worm.......................

Sunday, 2 March 2008

An EU Referendum?

I don't know about you, but I certainly want a referendum!

Not because I understand all of the issues, but because I was promised one!

As usual, our politicians say one thing, and do another when it suits them!

I find this totally unacceptable!

Maybe EU control is the best way forward for our country? Who knows?

All I know, is that I dont think they couldn't make that much a bigger balls up of the UK than this lot are!

Or could they?

Having said that, after seeing the way the British public vote on these endless reality programmes, I'm not so sure that it is such a good idea after all!

The Worm......................

The Eurovision

Oh bloody hell. Wrong again!

Someone should have told the phone-in voters that this is a song contest, and not X Factor where you vote for your favourite artiste.

He wrote the song himself, and sounds suspiciously familiar in places to me!

It's a reasonable song in itself, but Michelle Gayles' song was definitely a more stronger as a Euro contender! ( in my opinion )

Even Andy looked genuinely shocked at the result!

Yes, the voters have screwed up yet again!

As usual, an Eastern Bloc country will no doubt win it because they will all stick together as usual. It will be genuinely awful, and will only sell 2 copies over here.

Andys' on the other hand, will fail miserably, but will at least get into our top 10 because of his popularity.

Nice one Andy, more cash in the dustbin!

I give up!

The Worm............................

Saturday, 1 March 2008

The next Election

I can't wait for that to happen!

I'm sincerely hoping that I am canvassed by all of the major parties, because they will all get a lambasting from me if they do!

They promise us the world, only to do exactly what they like when they get in!

They don't live in my or your world, so how can they honestly represent you or I?

How many of our present MPs live in council housing, are badly affected by the cost of living, and sit at the kitchen table at the end of each month, with their bills and bank statements, wondering how they are going to cope, like the majority in this country?

Answer: None!

My local millionaire MP could quite easily write a cheque and buy my house outright, and not bat an eyelid!

So don't tell me they can represent me, because they have no idea!

You and I don't enjoy their benefits and expenses they have, so how can they understand what they put the likes of you and me through?

They don't worry about the effect of fuel prices, because the can claim travel allowances, they don't worry about the mortgage rate either because they can claim for it, and although they all pay lip service to our pensioners, they give them a pittance for 50 years of hard work. If they faced a retirement living what our goverment begrudgedly gives us, things would soon change! But of course they won't will they, because they've made sure to look after themselves at our expense!

I hate the lot of them!

The self serving bastards!

Your virilant Worm................