Monday 14 May 2007

If I were made PM!

If only!

The first thing I would do, would to be fully in touch with the ordinary people, and understand their concerns.

Being an ordinary person myself, I would then act upon it, because that is what I would have been elected for!

So my priorities would be (in no particular order)

(1) Immigration................................



Shut the door straight away, and decree that as from today, England will be adopting Australias immigration rules.
1. You must have a job or expertise which will enhance and contribute to the
country.
2. You must have X amount of provable money in the bank to support yourself.
3. You will not be elegible for any state benefit until you have been working for at
least a year.
4. You must agree to enter our country, embrace our culture, and do not expect any
special favours.
5. If you can't do that, then you will not be allowed admission!

Australia, New Zealand, and America do this very successfully, so why shouldn't we?
We don't call them racist or unreasonable do we! We would just abide by their rules if we wanted to go there!
And anyone wanting to live in my country should be expected to do the same! (when in Rome!)
So sod the EEC! They impose a free for all immigration policy on us, knowing that their countries are safe! We have a very liberal Government who will allow anybody into this country, play by their rules, and very PC! We have a benefit system that no other country in the EU has, so why would anyone want to come to anywhere else but here, despite all of our faults?
So let's tell Brussells to stuff themselves!
Without our money, they would have a hard time!



(2) Law and order.....................

1. Bring back capital punishment, and proper law and order!
In my day, anyone thought twice about committing an offence for fear of our
judicial system. It WAS a detterant!
If you wanted to kill someone, you thought twice about it, because you knew that
you could hang for it if caught!
No matter what the offence was, you knew that prison was not a nice place to be!
Nowadays, prisons are more like holiday camps, but without the freedom!
So what I would do is this.
Treat them just like things were portrayed in Ronnie Barkers "Porridge"
No TV's or radios in every cell.
Slopping out with a bucket.
Work from 8 'til 4.
No wages for what ever they do.
Basic food.
A draconian regime!
They should suffer for their crimes, not cosseted!

When every lawbreaker realised that that is what they could expect, they would definitely think twice!
You wouldn't have to build more prisons!
Crime would definitely go down!
Forget their human rights!
They forfieted them when they broke the law!

I'm sorry, but I just can't understand how we can spend millions looking after these bastards so well, when we treat our pensioners and hospital patients so badly! It's an absolute disgrace!

Give these bastards hell is what I say! They bloody deserve it!



(3) The NHS.................................

Tony Blair said 10 years ago that he would spend spend spend on our health service, and true to his word, he has.

However, he never told us that he would spend those extra millions on improving it!And he hasn't!

All he has done, is created tier upon tier of managers to save money.

By saving money, all they have done is to buy inferior supplies and services, and made things even more dire.

We are all managed by university graduates, who have a piece of paper, telling us just how clever they are! And they're not!

What all of these qualifications just prove is, is that the candidate has the ability to remember facts and figures! How can you measure common sense, and the ability to make the right decision? You can't, and yet we have these tossers in place, managing our lives, and ruining everything that they touch!

If I were PM, I'd consult the sharp end!

Things would improve dramatically!

THEY ALL KNOW THE SCORE!

What better advice could you get?

(4) Political Correctness. (Political Stupidity more like!)

I'd scrap every bit of this ethos, and replace it with CS!

Common Sense!

PC has intruduced such a vast amount of stupidity into our lives, and has caused far more problems than it has ever solved!

Your PM in waiting! .....................................................................









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