I have found the ultimate solution to the growing pensions problem for you!
Why not introduce compulsary euthenasia at 65? (MPs, the Aristocracy, benefit claiments, asylum seekers, immigrants, un-married mothers, benefit fraudsters, all so called "celeberaties"(A to Z list) and anybody else that has contributed absolutely nothing to the country during their life time, would be excluded of course!)
After 65, we could all then apply for an annual licence to live, and when we've had all of our money extracted from us, you could have us all put up against a wall and shot at dawn!
Just think Gordon! All that lovely money!
After all, if the honest tax payer dares to retire from work at 65, he would get no less than he deserved would he, because he or she has now become a burden on the system!
What a saving that would be!
You could save billions, then spend even more the exempt list!
The frightening thing for me is, you just might consider it!
Maybe zero VAT on coffins and funerals would be an added incentive?
The Worm.................
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